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[COMPLIANCE ALERT] MEDUSA DEPLOYS ZERO-CLICK VISUAL DRM; UNAUTHORIZED VIEWERS PERMANENTLY BRICKED
In a bid to protect proprietary facial-recognition IP, the Gorgon enterprise has implemented a lethal line-of-sight firewall. Any user attempting an unauthorized visual handshake without an active premium subscription is immediately converted into a static, read-only marble asset. Perseus Systems is reportedly developing a mirrored-shield workaround, but management has already preemptively sued them for violating the DMCA's anti-circumvention provisions.